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The bastard called back [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:51:37

Ablondewithtworedearswenttoherdoctor.Thedoctoraskedherwhathadhappenedtoherearsandsheanswered,"IwasironingaskirtandthephonerangbutinsteadofpickingupthephoneIacci...

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The blondes applauded [内容预览] 1 | 2008-04-30 19:51:08

ElevenwomenwereclingingprecariouslytoawildlyswingingropesuspendedfromacrumblingoutcroppingonMountEverest.Tenwereblonde,onewasabrunette.Asagrouptheydecidedthaton...

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this alligator isn't wearing any shoes either [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:50:39

youngblondewasonvacationinthedepthsofLouisiana.Shewantedapairofgenuinealligatorshoesintheworstway,butwasveryreluctanttopaythehighpricesthelocalvendorswereasking...

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GO SCREW YOURSELF [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:50:18

Whatkindofsigndoesaprostitutehangonherdoorwhenshegoesonvacation?"GOSCREWYOURSELF!"

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the little old lady's fart [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:49:51

Alittleoldladygoestothedoctorandsays,"DoctorIhavethisproblemwithgas,butitreallydoesn'tbothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Infact,I'vefartedatleast2...

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Tight,huh? [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:49:25

manhadadatewithagirl.Theystartedmakingout.Shetoldhimtoputhisfingerinherpussy.Hedidthis,andthenshetellshimtoputtwofingersin.Hedoesthisandthenshesaystoputallfourf...

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I'll just wait until somebody purchases them [内容预览] 1 | 2008-04-30 19:48:52

ladywalksintoapharmacy(chemist)andasksiftheysellextralargecondoms.Thechemistreplies,"Yestheyarejustoverthere".Shethankshimandstandstherenearthem."Wouldyoulikeap...

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Got to Stay! Stay! Stay! [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:48:01

antaClausecomesdownthechimneyatthehouseofahooker.Shegreetshimasshewearsared,sleaknightout-fit.Shesays,"Won'tyoustay?"Santareplies,"IhavetoGo!Go!Go!Ican'tstay,ot...

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Never stick a lit light bulb in your mouth [内容预览] 1 | 2008-04-30 19:46:53

Ateacheraskedheryoungchargesaboutlitlightbulbs.Sheaskediftheyhadanyadviceforusingalitlightbulbsafely.Alittleboyraisedhishand.Theteachercalledonhimandhesaid,"Nev...

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If your penis is as hard as your elbow [内容预览] 3 | 2008-04-30 19:46:14

manisinahotellobby.Hewantstoasktheclerkaquestion.Asheturnstogotothefrontdesk,heaccidentallybumpsintoawomanbesidehimandashedoes,hiselbowgoesintoherbreast.Theyare...

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Put me down for Wednesday [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:45:52

Aman'swifeisnotfeelinggood.Shegoestodoctorafterdoctorandnobodyknowswhatiswrongwithher.Finally,theygotothisonedoctorwhosaystoher,"Iknowexactlywhatswrongwithyou"a...

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I would own all of that if I HAD a pussy [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:45:15

Amanissittingatabarandsaystothebartender,"I'mhorny,doyouknowwhereIcouldgetsomegoodlovin'?"Thebartenderreplies,"Sureupstairs,twodoorsontheright."Sothemanwalksupt...

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Becky is on their porch reporting activities too [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:44:39

ohnandKarenthoughttheonlywaytopulloffaSaturdayafternoonquickiewastosendtheirsonontheporchandreportthedailyactivities.Thesonsaid,"Aredcarwentdownthestreet...some...

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I don't know but I just called him precious [内容预览] 1 | 2008-04-30 19:44:12

AsouthernbellgoestoNewYorkonvacation.Uponherreturnshehasteawithfriends."DidyouknowthatinNewYorkcitythereareguysthatgooutwithotherguys?"shetellsthem."Whatarethey...

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this is the last time I am showing you! [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:43:36

Alonelywomanislookingforanunusualpet.Thepetstoreownerbringsherafrogandsays,"Thisfroghasbeentrainedtoperformcunnilingus.Just$500.00!"Thewomanbuysthefrog,takesith...

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Cleanup at the checkout [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:43:00

A60-year-oldmanwalkedintoadrugstoreandaskedthegirlatthecheckout,"Doyouhavecondomshere?""Sure.Whatsizeareyou?,"shesaid,towhichheresponded,"I'mnotreallysure.""Wel...

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you would have found the gravy ladle by now [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:42:37

Anelderlypriestinvitedayoungpriestoverfordinner.Duringthemeal,theyoungpriestcouldn'thelpnoticinghowattractiveandshapelythehousekeeperwas.Overthecourseoftheeveni...

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I'm Cess [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:41:39

Amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds.Asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder.Hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman."Scr...

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Hickory dickory dock [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:41:11

Therewasaladythatwantedlargerbreasts,soshewenttoDr.Smithandaskedhimhowshecouldenlargeherbreasts.Thedoctorsaid,"Everymorning,whenyouawake,standupandsay,'Scobbied...

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I'll bet your an anesthesiologist [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:40:01

Atamedicalconvention,amaleandfemaledoctorstarteye-ballingeachother.Themaledoctoraskshertodinnerandsheaccepts.Astheysitdownattherestaurant,sheexcusesherselftogoa...

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My butt still hurts [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:39:20

Aboycomesrunninghomefromschoolandhesaystohismom,"Mommy,Ijustlostmyvirginity!"Hismomsenthimtohisroomandsaid,"Waituntilyourfatherdealswithyou."Hisfathercomeshomea...

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Well it tasted like shrimp [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:38:22

Adeadwomancomesintothemorgueandamanstartstoexamineherandhenoticesashrimpstickingoutofhersnatch.Herunsupstairsandtellshisbossthatthereisajumboshrimpstickingoutof...

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I'll try [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:37:53

Aguywalksintoabarwithapetalligatorbyhisside.Heputsthealligatoruponthebar.Heturnstotheastonishedpatrons."I'llmakeyouadeal.I'llopenthisalligator'smouthandplacemyg...

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So I just switched the heads [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:37:31

Thiswomangoesintoafuneralhometomakearrangementsforherhusband'sfuneral.Shetellsthedirectorthatshewantsherhusbandtobeburiedinadarkbluesuit.Heasks,"Wouldn'titjustb...

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four nuns at confessional [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:36:47

Onedaytherewasfournunsatconfessional.Thefirstnunsaid,"Forgiveme,father,forIhavesinned."Heaskedhow.Shesaid,"Isawaman'sprivatepart."Hetoldhertowashhereyeswithholy...

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And what if I swallow it [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:36:25

Amanentersabarbershopforashave.Whilethebarberisfoaminghimup,hementionstheproblemhehasgettingacloseshavearoundhischeeks."Ihavejustthething,"saysthebarber,takinga...

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I couldn't walk for a year [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:35:59

Twolittlekidswereinahospitallayingnexttoeachother.Thefirstkidleanedoverandasked,"Whatareyouinherefor?"Thesecondkidsaid,"I'minheretogetmytonsilsoutandI'malittlen...

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Cinderella [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:35:36

Cinderellawantstogototheball,butherwickedstepmotherwon'tlether.AsCinderellasitscryinginthegarden,herfairygodmotherappears,andpromisestoprovideCinderellawithever...

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Two whales [内容预览] 1 | 2008-04-30 19:35:05

Twowhales,amaleandfemale,areswimmingoffthecoastofJapanwhenthemaleseesthewhalingshipthatkilledhisfather.Excitedattheopportunitytoavengehisfather'sdeath,themalewh...

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Cinderella [内容预览] 0 | 2008-04-30 19:34:30

Cinderellawantstogototheball,butherwickedstepmotherwon'tlether.AsCinderellasitscryinginthegarden,herfairygodmotherappears,andpromisestoprovideCinderellawithever...

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